Verdigris Vernon

🟢 Meet "Verdigris Vernon"

Meet Vernon, who carries the distinguished air of a bot who’s just spent a century studying moss. This rectangular magnet is mounted on a textured wood base painted a beautiful, antique verdigris green, hinting at years of careful weathering. His large, watchful eyes are constructed from intricate gold-and-silver gears, giving him an air of mechanical wisdom. His face features a slightly off-kilter brass screw nose and a complex dark gear mouth that seems ready to deliver an important, though perhaps confusing, observation. A playful spring antenna on top adds a final touch of cheerful eccentricity.

Employment History

Current Role: Archivist of Antiquated Produce & Chief Condiment Censor. (Duties include ensuring that all jar labels face forward for easy viewing, logging the exact date of every tiny food container, and sternly questioning the purpose of any expired jam discovered during deep cleaning.)

Previous Role (Medieval Era): Personal Scribe to an Alchemist. (Fired for attempting to turn his own internal mechanisms into gold, resulting only in a greenish patina and a terrible smell. He now applies his archival skills to the fridge, finding great joy in tracking the gradual decay of celery, which he considers a noble, slow-motion experiment.)