Wiggly Watt

£4.00

⚡ Meet "Wiggly Watt"

Meet Wiggly Watt, the magnet with an unshakeable sense of curiosity (and perhaps a touch of mischief). His rectangular form is coated in a vibrant, textured metallic copper, giving him a warm, inviting glow. His expressive eyes are crafted from dark gears with bright centres, giving him an inquisitive gaze. A small, dark ball-bearing serves as a perfectly round nose, leading to his most distinctive feature: a wonderfully wavy silver wire mouth that looks like he's perpetually on the verge of asking a very important question. To top it all off, he sports a crown of squiggly silver wire "hair," giving him a playful, slightly frazzled charm. He's also flanked by two silver rods, perhaps antennae or just fashionable accessories.

Employment History 

Current Role: Chief Questioner of Culinary Choices. (Duties include silently interrogating every item that enters the fridge, scrutinizing ingredient labels with intense focus, and always wondering "Why that brand of yogurt?" He's particularly concerned about the nutritional value of late-night snacks.)

Previous Role (1960s): Experimental Dance Partner for a Mad Scientist. (Fired after repeatedly attempting to interpret classical waltzes as breakdancing, causing several lab explosions and numerous broken test tubes. He now channels his boundless, wiggly energy into observing your kitchen, where the only thing exploding is occasionally a soda can in the freezer.)