Bartholomew

🎩 Meet "Bartholomew"

Meet Bartholomew, who possesses the look of a very important bot whose time is being wasted. His square body is painted in a vibrant, textured metallic gold, making him feel less like a magnet and more like a miniature, priceless artifact. His worried, wide eyes are perfectly symmetrical, crafted from copper and brass washers, and his downturned mouth is a formal clock hand. But his most impressive feature is his hair: a meticulously styled, coiled brass wire arrangement that suggests he just stepped out of a highly exclusive, tiny salon.

Employment History

Current Role: Lead Consultant on Dairy Item Propriety. (Duties include ensuring all milk jugs are returned immediately to their proper shelf, frowning intensely at any poorly organized cheese, and silently timing how long you take to choose a midnight snack. He prefers formal notes written on high-quality paper.)

Previous Role (1920s): Chief Librarian of Miniature Blueprints. (Was forced into early retirement after an incident where a visitor dared to touch his perfectly coiled hair, causing a mild existential crisis and a four-hour silence. He now maintains his dignity on the fridge, occasionally sighing dramatically when the freezer door is left open too long.)