Wobbly Widget

🟣 Meet "Wobbly Widget"

Meet Widget, who looks perpetually surprised by the state of the world (and your kitchen inventory). This blocky bot is mounted on a deeply textured, silver-highlighted purple wood base and secured with decorative metal corner brackets. His signature feature is his wonderfully mismatched gaze: one eye is a simple silver washer, while the other is a larger, more alarmed double-washer. His mouth is a perfectly straight, skeptical metal rod, and he sports a few coiled wire springs as slightly frazzled hair. He’s here to make sure you never forget how long that broccoli has been in the crisper drawer.

Employment History 

Current Role: Chief Examiner of Mystery Leftovers. (Duties include maintaining constant, wide-eyed surveillance of the contents of the refrigerator, looking very concerned about your life choices, and acting as the official warning system for impending take-out nights.)

Previous Role (1970s): Calibration Technician for Pinball Machine Flippers. (Fired for excessive fiddling. Widget was incapable of leaving things alone, constantly adjusting the flippers until the machine wouldn't even accept a coin. He now applies that intense focus to the fridge, ensuring every forgotten item receives his full, worried attention.)