Professor Timepiece

🕰️ Meet "Professor Timepiece"

Meet the esteemed Professor, a magnet dedicated to the serious business of holding up grocery lists. His rectangular form is coated in a unique textured, antique rose finish, giving him a distinguished patina. The Professor sports an impressive facial arrangement: his knowing eyes are crafted from perfectly matched brass gears, and his mouth is an authoritative, two-handed clock finding. To complete the look, he wears an academic cap of coiled brass wire "hair," suggesting a mind full of complex equations and slightly judgmental silence.

Employment History

Current Role: Sessional Lecturer in Fridge Door Chronology. (Duties include ensuring all expiry dates are meticulously observed, timing how long it takes guests to locate the vegetable drawer, and issuing harsh, silent rebukes to anyone attempting to rush the morning coffee process.)

Previous Role (1890s-1910s): Chief Calculator of Tea Infusion Times for the Royal Society. (Was let go after he developed a severe, over-caffeinated obsession with measuring time down to the picosecond, making everyone feel terribly rushed. He now prefers the slower, less precise pace of kitchen life, where he can silently obsess over the perfect moment to open the wine.)