Violet Voltaire

£4.00

💜 Meet "Violet Voltaire"

Meet Violet, a magnet with undeniable charisma and a flair for the dramatic. Her rectangular body is painted a bold, textured metallic purple, contrasting perfectly with her dark metallic hardware. Her expressive eyes are crafted from black gears and silver rivets, giving her a look of perpetual, yet fabulous, skepticism. Her watch-hand mouth adds a touch of sophistication, and she sports an extravagant hairstyle made of chunky silver chain, ready to swing into action. She's less concerned about cold temperatures and more concerned about being seen.

Employment History

Current Role: Artistic Director of Door Aesthetics. (Duties include ensuring all magnet placement conforms to her demanding standards, overseeing the composition of paper notes, and occasionally acting as an emergency distraction during awkward kitchen conversations. She reserves the right to dramatically slide off the fridge if the lighting is poor.)

Previous Role (1960s): Back-up Dancer on a Minor Swedish Pop Show. (Was dismissed for upstaging the lead singer with excessive chain-flipping and a refusal to dance to anything less than a 4/4 beat. Now, she focuses her performance energy on the fridge, providing maximum visual impact and demanding respect from the butter dish.)