Cogsworth

🤖 Meet "Cogsworth"

This little fellow is a fridge magnet and full-time expression of mild existential dread. Handcrafted on a teal, textured spruce base, Cogsworth's face is a masterclass in repurposed hardware. His intense, mismatched eyes are made from copper and brass jewellery findings, and his mouth is a fascinatingly wobbly copper hinge. Top it all off with a worried brow of brass gears and some rather fetching chain "hair," and you have a personality you simply can't ignore!

Employment History

Current Role: Sentinel of the Snack Aisle. (Duties include silently judging leftover takeout, ensuring all milk is past its expiration date, and making you feel guilty about not eating enough vegetables. His vigilance against uneaten salad is legendary.)

Previous Role (1888-1905): Personal Valet to an Absent-Minded Clockmaker. (Was sadly fired after repeatedly winding the gentleman's spectacles instead of his pocket watch, causing chronic ocular over-tightening. He now prefers the predictable chill of the fridge door, where his only real concern is the occasional rogue splash of tomato sauce.)